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Dec10
Move over, Bruce.When the much-anticipated The Green Hornet opens in theaters nationwide next month, its biggest stars, Seth Rogen and Cameron Diaz, might take a backseat to a bold, camera-friendly newcomer: Black Beauty, the movie’s dark, cool crime-fighting car.
From a distance, the ebony 1966 Chrysler Imperial might look like a staid funeral-home hearse. But if the movie trailers are any indication, Black Beauty moves like a runaway 18-wheeler and is equipped with the tools for all the damage a crime-fighter must do when capturing the bad guys.
Black Beauty is boasting:
* Twin Gatling guns flanking both sides of the hood
* Rocket launchers on the front and back
* Green headlights
* Torpedo-shaped running lights
* Tinted black windows
* No door handles
* A hornet logo on the wheel caps and front grille
* Tire shredders that pop out of the wheels
The Green Hornet — which follows the crime-fighting duo of newspaper publisher Britt Reid and his martial-arts-master sidekick Kato — has old-school superhero bona fides. Amazingly, this is the first movie version, even though it originated as a radio show way back in 1936. It also was a comic book in 1940 and had a short-lived TV run from 1966-67, co-starring martial-arts legend Bruce Lee as “Kato.” (How cool would that have been if the show had lasted?)
But the show’s most enduring hero is Black Beauty, which I would take any day over its automobile rivals — the Batmobile, Knight Rider’s Kitt, or The Dukes of Hazzard’s General Lee.
How badass is the custom-made Black Beauty? Its mounted twin Gatling guns are actually a step down in firepower — another version of the car once featured a mounted cannon on the hood. Technically, that’s not street legal, and in the wrong hands, things could turn ugly. But in the comic-book fiction of The Green Hornet, it’s a beauty — Black Beauty, to be exact.
That’s it for now, chief. See you on the road.
—CD, STP® Blogger
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